Title: Attack of the Ferrets
Rating: PG
Characters: Billy/Penny/Captain Hammer
Word Count: 583
Summary: Penny buys a pet, Captain Hammer disaproves, and Billy's experiments cause havoc. Again.
Warnings: Random and sort of cracky. 
A/N: This is for smthwallflower, who requested Hammer/Billy/Penny, Ferrets, and Multiplying. For some reason she's become really obsessed with ferrets lately - or rather, not with ferrets, but with "the idea of ferrets". Yeah. It didn't make sense to me either :P Also I'm using this for my fanfic100 prompt Family.

 

( "Are you afraid of ferrets?" )

 

Title: Guy Stuff
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Captain Hammer, Billy (mentioned Billy/Captain Hammer/Penny)
Word Count: 230
Summary: Next time they needed 'supplies', Captain Hammer vowed to go alone.
Warnings: A bit cracky.
A/N: This is forfanfic100 for the prompt 096. Writer's Choice: Shopping. Thanks tojamie55 for supplying me with the plot bunny, and to kproflostsouls for helping me with the two banes of my life: the title and the summary xD

 

 

( "Billy, what's taking so long?" Captain Hammer grumbled )

 

 

Title: Twenty Times It Worked (4/4)  (Part One)  (Part Two)  (Part Three)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 5x100 word drabbles (Overall the whole fic is 2000)
Summary: People say three in a bed doesn't work, but for Penny, Captain Hammer and Billy it does.
A/N: This is for 20_est_relships, using the prompts Questions, Loss, Comfort, Hope and Cherish.

 

( Questions ) 

 

( Loss ) 

 

( Comfort )

 

( Hope ) 

 

( Cherish )

 

Title: Twenty Times It Worked (3/4)  (Part One)  (Part Two)  (Part Four)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 5x100 word drabbles (overall it will be 2000)
Summary: People say three in a bed doesn't work, but for Penny, Captain Hammer and Billy it does.
A/N: This is for 20_est_relships, using the prompts Pleasure, Reflection, Pain, Celebration, and Past Times.

 

( Pleasure )
 ( Reflection )

( Pain )

( Celebration )

( Past Times )

 

Title: Twenty Times It Worked (2/4)  (Part One)  (Part Three)  (Part Four)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 5x100 word drabbles (overall it will be 2000)
Summary: People say three in a bed doesn't work, but for Penny, Captain Hammer and Billy it does.
A/N: This is for 20_est_relships, using the prompts Home, Love, Anniversary, Future and Suprise. Credit to kproflostsouls, whose sentence fic inspired Home.

 

( Home )

( Love )

 

( Anniversary )

 

( Future )

 

( Surprise )

 

Title: Twenty Times It Worked (1/4)   (Part Two)  (Part Three)  (Part Four)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 5x100 word drabbles (overall it will be 2000)
Summary: People say three in a bed doesn't work, but for Penny, Captain Hammer and Billy it does.
A/N: Part of the OT3 AU, which I should probably have a tag by now as I write it so much xD This is for 20_est_relships, using the prompts Understanding, Forgiveness, Symmetry, Memories and Answers.

 

( Understanding )

 

 

( Forgiveness )

 

 

 

( Symmetry )

 

 

 

( Memories )

 

 

( Answers )

 

 

Title: Learning the Lesson
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Sometimes, Penny has to take certain steps to keep her men in line.
Warnings: Bondage, spanking, m/m/f threesome, shameless PWP smut!fic,
A/N: Part of the OT3 AU, which I should probably have a tag by now as I write it so much xD This is for dark_wildrose who requested Penny being evil to both her boys. I'm also using this for the fanfic100 088. School.

 

( "You tricked us! With promises of sex!" )

 

Title: First Time
Rating: Probably R, but I'll say NC-17 to be safe
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 930
Summary: It's their first time together and Billy is shy.
Warnings: m/m/f threesome, moderate smut, slightly cracky
A/N: This was written for kproflostsouls who gave me the above prompt (I'm using it for the summary). It was supposed to be a drabble but it got away from me a bit lol... Anyway I hope you like it hun! :)
I'm also using this for fanfic100 as prompt 042. Triangle. I'm not used to writing smut, or things without angst, so concrit would be very appreciated. :)

 

( Billy felt nervous. For all the months of being in love with Penny, and years of being a little too fixated on Captain Hammer, he'd never actually dreamt of this happening. )