Fic: Twenty Times It Worked (2/4)

[vettysazzy]

Title: Twenty Times It Worked (2/4)  (Part One)  (Part Three)  (Part Four)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Penny/Billy/Hammer
Word Count: 5x100 word drabbles (overall it will be 2000)
Summary: People say three in a bed doesn't work, but for Penny, Captain Hammer and Billy it does.
A/N: This is for 20_est_relships, using the prompts Home, Love, Anniversary, Future and Suprise. Credit to kproflostsouls, whose sentence fic inspired Home.

 

Home

Moist groaned as he heard the apartment door open. He hated it when the threesome came here for the night; they were so noisy and he never got any sleep.

There was some loud shushing, followed by giggles. Great. They were drunk. He wasn’t going to tell them to quiet down, though, not after that one time he did and saw Captain Hammer pressed against the wall with Billy doing… things to him. Moist was happy for his friend, but still. TMI.

Sighing, he reached over to his bedside table and thanked God for the invention of waterproof MP3 players.



Love

Once again, Penny lay awake in the darkness between the two men; Captain Hammer’s arm slung casually over her waist while Billy curled up close to her, his head resting on her shoulder.

“Billy?” she whispered. “Captain Hammer?”

Satisfied they were both really asleep, she leaned forward and pressed a kiss against Billy’s forehead. “I love you,” she said quietly. She rolled over and gently kissed Captain Hammer’s cheek. “I love you, too.”

She sighed, and once again made the promise she’d made every night for the last month. “One day, I’ll have the courage tell you when you’re awake.”

 

Anniversary

“This is delicious,” Billy said through a mouthful of spaghetti.

Penny took a sip of her wine. “It really is,” she smiled.

Billy grinned at Captain Hammer, who was halfway through his third pizza. “Good choice.”

“Told you I know the best restaurants.”

“I love you two,” Penny said softly. “This is a wonderful anniversary.”

Captain Hammer winked. “I know how to make it better.” He stood up and whispered “Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.”

Billy gaped as he sauntered off. “He’s not suggesting we…”

“It’s a stupid idea,” Penny agreed.

“Although…”

“Yeah, I’m right behind you.”

 

Future

“I think I’m moving out.”

Moist looked up from his cornflakes. “What?”

Billy shrugged awkwardly. “Well, Captain Hammer sort of asked me and Penny to move in with him.”

“Are you going to?”

Billy shrugged again. “I feel bad about leaving you… Could you afford the rent by yourself?”

 “Dude, it’s fine.” Moist took another mouthful of cereal. “You don’t bring much money in anyway. If you want to live with them, well, I’m happy for you.”

“Are you sure?” Billy asked anxiously.

“Yeah. Plus, I’d get a decent night’s sleep once in a while.”

Billy blushed, and Moist laughed.

 

Surprise

“I got you a present,” Billy whispered to her shyly.

Penny smiled up at him. “You didn’t need to do that. What’s the occasion?”

“Just… because.” He blushed.

Penny squeezed his hand. “Thank you.” She tore off the tissue paper to reveal a silver locket, a rose carefully engraved on the case. “Oh, Billy,” she breathed. “It’s so beautiful.”

“How come I don’t get a present?” Captain Hammer grumbled from the other side of the bed.

Billy rolled his eyes at Penny before turning to Captain Hammer and kissing him firmly on the lips. “Happy now?”

“Very,” Captain Hammer grinned.



 

Comments

[darkly-ironic.livejournal.com]

Awww. Poor Moist though! I'm now desperately wishing this was all canon...

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, that's gotta suck :P Poor Moist.

I wish it was canon too! It would have been a MUCH better (and happier) end to the blog xD

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Awww! These continue to be awesome. I think you've cornered the market on the Horrible/Hammer/Penny est. relationship.

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

Ahh, thanks :) I wish there was more fic about them though - I think there's about three stories that I didn't write :( I need more!

[placeofinsanity.livejournal.com]

That's it. I am whisking your Hammer away for ever. Ever, y'hear?

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

:O But what will Penny and Billy do??

[smthwallflower.livejournal.com]

Much loooooves <3

Home and Anniversary make me giggle and the other ones are just delicious. :)

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks. Bathroom sex FTW xD

[luccamajere.livejournal.com]

I kind of love this OT3 and it is YOUR FAULT GAH. XD;;

*cough* That is to say, I don't often comment...but I do read and like all your fics. ^^;;

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

Lol I'm glad I'm converting you to the OT3!! I'm actually pretty proud ^_^

Aww, I'm pleased you like my stories, and thank you for commenting on this one :D

[luccamajere.livejournal.com]

Well, since I like all three of them as characters (which doesn't seem to be the norm...poor Hammer get a lot of fandom hate! Except among slashers of course.) And since I ship both Hammer/Penny and Billy/Penny, and have been known to read the occasional Hammer/Horrible fic...

...

It was an inevitability. XD

And no problem! They are very enjoyable. <3

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

I do like Hammer as a character - he is absolutely hilarious and steals every scene he's in - but he is kind of a jerk. Although I always think that as the Blog is from Billy's POV, we only get a very one sided view of him. I like writing him and making him more sympathetic.

I don't ship Hammer/Penny unless Billy's in there too :P I would like to read more fic about them, though - it's fun seeing things from a different POV.

[luccamajere.livejournal.com]

(LOL your icon)

No, he totally is a jerk, I'll agree with that...but I do think there's more to him than that? XD Though that could be the fault of a sort-of kind-of AU my friend and I talked about LOL.

So I like slightly more sympathetic portrayals of him...obviously not, you know, excusing his attitude/behavior...but maybe showing why he's like that, etc.

That sort-of kind-of AU is also the reason I sorta ship Hammer/Penny. XD;

[jamie55.livejournal.com]

I like the Love one ^^

And woohoo! Polygamy lives together - won't it get messy and jealous filled after a while?
*cough*

Then again I guess, judging by Surprise, they'll just kiss and make up *g*

[sazz-k.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

Heh, I don't think I could break up the OT3 - it'd break my heart :P *whispers* There may be more angst in the next part though... ;)