vettysazzy | Fic: Stuck In The Middle

Title: Stuck In The Middle
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairing: Billy/Penny/Hammer
Word Count: 203
Summary: Penny always feels stuck in the middle of Captain Hammer and Billy. It turns out not to be such a bad thing...
Warnings: Crack, slash, non-explicit smut.
A/N: This is for fanfic100 using prompt 002. Middles. And it's AU, although I think the blog would have had a much happier ending if this had happened ;)

Stuck In The Middle

Penny had felt guilty about it at first.

On the one hand, she had Captain Hammer; sweet and brave and really good-looking. He really cared about her, and now they were dating – she should be happy with him.

But then there was Billy: Billy, who was cute and shy and so clearly head-over-heels in love with her. Billy, who if she was completely honest with herself, she rather liked too.

And she’d ended up stuck in the middle, trapped between two men who so obviously hated one another.

Penny thought that being in the middle sucked.

But then somehow she’d ended up here, lying naked in bed with Captain Hammer kissing her passionately, his strong arms wrapped around her waist; whilst Billy curled around her back, nuzzling the nape of her neck as one hand traced interesting patterns on the bare skin of her inner thigh.

Maybe they didn’t hate each other so much after all.

As Captain Hammer leant across her to capture Billy’s lips with his, and Billy responded by tangling his free hand in the other man’s hair and sliding his other hand further up Penny’s leg, Penny reflected that maybe being in the middle wasn’t so bad after all.

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Oh gosh, this is genius!

(Sorry for spamming - I just realized the twist is kinda already spoiled in the fic description. >_> Clearly I don't read them, haha. XD)

Haha don't worry. Do you think it'd be better for me to take it out?

Hmm, could you find some way to disguise it? XD;; Change "Pairing" to "Characters", maybe? But it's okay really, I just felt awfully dumb for not noticing it before lol. XD

Oh I never know whether to like it or not when that happens- when I'm daydreaming I start smiling to myself in an incredibly silly way. I fail at poker faces so hard!

I talk to myself when I'm daydreaming... now that can be embarrassing xD

I had it as characters first, but do you think I'd have to warn for the threesome then?
It's not explicit, but having spent too much time on fanficrants I'm really wary of not warning for things :S

Haha thanks. It came to me as a flash on inspiration when I was on the bus this morning xD

This is really awesome and sexy.

Icon win!
And thanks :) I'm glad you like it.

Wow the imagery is great. Even for something so small there is really a lot going on here. Room for your readers to fantasize and come up with something all their own. I LOVE it.

Thank you! I love writing ficlets and drabbles :)

Niiiiice! :D

Haha, thank you!! :D

Mmmmm... Billy/Hammer sandwich for the win.

Haha thanks :) It really is win.

Whoa! This is now my OT3! :)

It is the BEST OT3 of all time ^_^

So it was lovely but the thing that really struck me?

>> lying naked in bed with Captain Hammer kissing her passionately, his strong arms wrapped around her waist; whilst Billy curled around her back, nuzzling the nape of her neck as one hand traced interesting patterns on the bare skin of her inner thigh. <<

OF COURSE Billy's the one curled up behind her and getting close and being all cute and snuggly, and Hammer's the initiating.

Absolutely, freakin' loved it. I would use bigger words if I could spell them properly <3

Aww thanks :)
I'm glad you think it's IC. But yeah, Billy is all snuggly and cute, whereas Captain Hammer is more cheesey and pervy... you can't exactly describe Captain Hammer as "snuggly" xD

Plus it's hard to picture Billy being all "Hey guys, fancy a threeway?" ;)

YESSSS MY FAVOURITE MENAGE TROIS

I don't think you should change the fic description~ If you hadn't spoilt it, I may not have gone "OMJ OT3 TIEMZ" and consequentially may never have read this piece of aesome. (Which is. A piece. Of Awesommmme.)

Yay ^_^
Thank you for the awesommmmmme comment :)

And I was more worried about not wanring for the threesome, but if it acts as an advert too, that's all good ;)

So, I don't know how I feel about Hammer / Horrible. I've kind of fallen away from slash over the years...and I cannot see Penny doing this. Yet this drabble does an excellent job of describing how that would really be. And ditto @smthwallpaper's comment because that is so darned true. The image of Nathan Fillion and NPH eroticizing all over each other causes an orgasm within my mind. A wrong, dirty one you don't want to have but can't resist. Okay, I'll just add you to my friends page and stop being creepy on your fic comments!

So, I don't know how I feel about Hammer / Horrible. I've kind of fallen away from slash over the years...
Yeah, I didn't ship them at all at first, but since being in the fandom (and seeing the Emmy short) I ship them like there's no tomorrow xD

I cannot see Penny doing this.
Haha same, that's why I labeled it as crack. Although having said that, Penny doesn't get as much characterisation as the men in the film, so for all we know she may be a sex-mad kinky nympho. It's always the quiet ones... ;)

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it ^_^ And don't fight it, embrace the wrong dirty mind-orgasm! Haha. And I've added you too :)

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zomg. Ot3 is hee-freakin-lariously awesome

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