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vettysazzy ([personal profile] vettysazzy) wrote2009-12-14 07:43 pm

Fic: Stuck In The Middle


Title: Stuck In The Middle
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairing: Billy/Penny/Hammer
Word Count: 203
Summary: Penny always feels stuck in the middle of Captain Hammer and Billy. It turns out not to be such a bad thing...
Warnings: Crack, slash, non-explicit smut.
A/N: This is for [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 using prompt 002. Middles. And it's AU, although I think the blog would have had a much happier ending if this had happened ;)

Stuck In The Middle

Penny had felt guilty about it at first.

On the one hand, she had Captain Hammer; sweet and brave and really good-looking. He really cared about her, and now they were dating – she should be happy with him.

But then there was Billy: Billy, who was cute and shy and so clearly head-over-heels in love with her. Billy, who if she was completely honest with herself, she rather liked too.

And she’d ended up stuck in the middle, trapped between two men who so obviously hated one another.

Penny thought that being in the middle sucked.

But then somehow she’d ended up here, lying naked in bed with Captain Hammer kissing her passionately, his strong arms wrapped around her waist; whilst Billy curled around her back, nuzzling the nape of her neck as one hand traced interesting patterns on the bare skin of her inner thigh.

Maybe they didn’t hate each other so much after all.

As Captain Hammer leant across her to capture Billy’s lips with his, and Billy responded by tangling his free hand in the other man’s hair and sliding his other hand further up Penny’s leg, Penny reflected that maybe being in the middle wasn’t so bad after all.

[identity profile] waterwheel.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gosh, this is genius!

[identity profile] lilithisbitter.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This is really awesome and sexy.

Melts

[identity profile] wiccanmama.livejournal.com 2009-12-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow the imagery is great. Even for something so small there is really a lot going on here. Room for your readers to fantasize and come up with something all their own. I LOVE it.

[identity profile] idioticonion.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm... Billy/Hammer sandwich for the win.

[identity profile] dariclone.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa! This is now my OT3! :)

[identity profile] smthwallflower.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
So it was lovely but the thing that really struck me?

>> lying naked in bed with Captain Hammer kissing her passionately, his strong arms wrapped around her waist; whilst Billy curled around her back, nuzzling the nape of her neck as one hand traced interesting patterns on the bare skin of her inner thigh. <<

OF COURSE Billy's the one curled up behind her and getting close and being all cute and snuggly, and Hammer's the initiating.

Absolutely, freakin' loved it. I would use bigger words if I could spell them properly <3

[identity profile] sinful-teddy.livejournal.com 2009-12-15 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSS MY FAVOURITE MENAGE TROIS



I don't think you should change the fic description~ If you hadn't spoilt it, I may not have gone "OMJ OT3 TIEMZ" and consequentially may never have read this piece of aesome. (Which is. A piece. Of Awesommmme.)

zomg. Ot3 is hee-freakin-lariously awesome

[identity profile] jessiefuckyeah.livejournal.com 2010-01-05 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
So, I don't know how I feel about Hammer / Horrible. I've kind of fallen away from slash over the years...and I cannot see Penny doing this. Yet this drabble does an excellent job of describing how that would really be. And ditto @smthwallpaper's comment because that is so darned true. The image of Nathan Fillion and NPH eroticizing all over each other causes an orgasm within my mind. A wrong, dirty one you don't want to have but can't resist. Okay, I'll just add you to my friends page and stop being creepy on your fic comments!